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Bah, this is fucking hard.

Thu Sep 17, 2009, 4:13 PM
  • Mood: Distracted
  • Eating: cupcakes
Trying to write a new cover letter to send out ten more submissions to various literary agencies. These names were all listed in Writer's Digest as actively seeking new authors so if I put together a really good package I might just have some luck. XP *fingers crossed*

DA gave me malware

Sun Aug 23, 2009, 8:35 PM
  • Mood: Sociable
  • Reading: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
at least I'm 99% sure it did. wiped out my and my mom's computer. My dad had to re-install the OS on mine and re-format the hard drive of my mom's. srsly it was fucking nasty, I tried to scan it with all the latest anti-malware crap and it shut the scans down. Anyway, I believe I got it after getting a fave from a stranger and going to said stranger's profile. so be careful!

Anyway, I just got my computer back. if anyone is on facebook, I've gona mad with power and created my own "pick your five" list. Top Five Dead People I Want to Have Sex With

1. Walt Whitman (whouldn't he be the funnest lover EVAR?!)

2. Rainer Maria Rilke (who would probably cry after having sex, but that's part of what makes him hot)

3. Reinhard Heydrich (it would be all kinds of dirty and hot and I'd probably get pregnant, but it would be worth the dirty hotness)

4. Oscar Wilde and Bosie (WOOOO GAY VICTORIAN THREESOME)

5. Theda Bara (because I'd totally go lesbian for that)

GO PICK YOUR OWN AND SEND IT TO ME.

ALSO:

Shelfari [link]

Old Family Photos

Fri Aug 7, 2009, 9:29 AM
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Eating: peanut butter and grapes
So, a few weeks ago, I went to visit my grandparents up north, and, lo and behold, my grandfather had found a massive old trunk stuffed full of old family photos of his parents and grandparents, some going back to Sweden. I learned a ton about my family. It's pretty cool. I've only uploaded pictures of those in my direct line of ancestry for now, but we found some amazing pictures of my distant great uncles and cousins and aunts and whatnot that put together a fascinating historical picture. I'll upload some of those later, complete with stories behind them.

Because We All Need Some Mind Exploding Sexy....

Tue Aug 4, 2009, 4:35 PM
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Reading: Eclipse
  • Watching: Hell's Kitchen
  • Eating: pizza
  • Drinking: lemonade

A little something for anyone who hates Twilight.

Fri Jul 31, 2009, 8:10 PM
  • Mood: Shame
  • Reading: New Moon
  • Eating: cherry poptarts
  • Drinking: milk
[link] (Oops. it got deleted. apparantly glittery blue dildos are offensive)

Twilight makes me fear for the future of American women.

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